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THE ORIGINAL IDEA FOR THIS SITE WAS AS A WEBLOG FOR MY LONG-RUNNING QUIZ NIGHT AT THE BUCKIE FARM LOUNGE BAR IN THE BRIDGE OF DON,ABERDEEN. I'VE SINCE ADDED A LOCAL PUB QUIZ DIRECTORY AND OTHER FEATURES. I'LL BE UPDATING THESE FEATURES ON A REGULAR BASIS, SO DO COME BACK AND CHECK IT OUT! IF YOU KNOW OF A GOOD PUB QUIZ THAT'S NOT INCLUDED, OR IF YOU HAVE ANY COMMENTS, LINKS OR SUGGESTIONS, JUST POP ME AN E-MAIL. CONTACT WEBMASTER


ABERDEEN PUB QUIZ DIRECTORY

SUNDAY
*Scream, Schoolhill. Starts 9.30pm. Hosted by Irish John. Popular with students. Yellow Card drink prices.
MONDAY
Your Pub Quiz Here.
TUESDAY
*Belmont Cinema, Belmont Street. Starts 9.15pm. Held in the Cafe Bar. Definately one for film buffs.
*The Hogshead, Little Belmont Street. Starts 9.30pm. Run by the friendly bar staff.
*Murdo's, Cairncry Road. Starts 8.30pm. Run by the bar. Phone (01224) 789911 to confirm.
WEDNESDAY
*Bucksburn Manor, Inverurie Road, Bucksburn. Starts 8.30pm. Chaired by professor of trivia Gordon Pirie who, according to legend, used to win £80 a night from Monopoly machines!!!
*Slains Castle, Belmont Street. Starts 8.30pm. It's quizmaster Dan asking the questions at this popular midweek event.
*Quizmasters,The Foundry, Holburn Street (at the junction with Justice Mill Street). Starts 9.00 p.m but may be later if there's big a match on. Prizes for the top two teams. Choose between bottles of wine or pitchers of lager.
THURSDAY
* Quizmasters. Buckie Farm, Parkway, Bridge Of Don. Starts 9.00pm sharp. Popular, long-running quiz night. £1 per person to enter with the cash pot split between the top two teams. Meal vouchers for third prize and occasional bonus food and drink prizes. Regarded as "one of the best pub quizzes in the North". See special feature below.
*The Hen Blackie, Burnside Drive, Dyce. Starts 9.00pm. Long-running quiz night hosted by Easi Discos.
*Holburn Bar, 225 Holburn Street. Starts 8.30pm. Hosted by Lex.
*The Staging Post, Bucksburn. Starts 8.30pm. Check for availability.
FRIDAY
Your pub quiz here.
SATURDAY
Your pub quiz here.

What? Your quiz night isn't here! PLEASE ADD IT TO MY DIRECTORY NOW!!!Contact webmaster.

FEATURED QUIZMASTERS PUB QUIZ: THE FOUNDRY.

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FEATURED QUIZMASTERS PUB QUIZ: BUCKIE FARM.

A HOST OF REGULAR TEAMS AND NEWCOMERS BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT IN THE BUCKIE FARM/TOBY GRILL, PARKWAY, BRIDGE OF DON, ABERDEEN. QUIZMASTERS IS GREAT FUN, ONLY £1 PER PERSON TO ENTER AND STARTS AT 9.00PM (FAIRLY) SHARPISH IN THE LOUNGE BAR. COME ALONG AND CHALLENGE OUR CHAMPIONS IF YOU DARE! TOP PRIZE CAN BE UP TO £50 IN CASH WITH A SUBSTANTIAL CASH PRIZE FOR SECOND PLACE AND MEAL VOUCHERS FOR THIRD PLACE. OCCASIONALLY THERE ARE BONUS FOOD AND DRINK PRIZES. YOU CAN ALSO WIN UP TO £75 IN THE SNOWBALL CLIMAX! THIS QUIZ CAN HAVE A FAIRLY ADULT THEME AT TIMES AND IS STRONGLY COMPETITIVE!

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An interesting result to the year so far with six different winners over the first six weeks...

12TH FEBRUARY

1. MY IMAGINERY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE PROBLEMS - 65
2. TWO NON BLONDES - 64
3. LUCKY TATTIES - 63
4. LOVE MONKEYS - 59
5. NORTHERN LIGHTS - 57
5. THE FOUR O US - 57
7. CUL DE SAC - 54
7. KROOZ - 54
9. DOS CERVEZAS POR FAVOR - 53
10. ONLY SMARTIES HAVE THE ANSWER! - 52
11. MADGE'S VALENTINE VADGE - 51
12. IVAR 'BIG' ONE - 50
13. HMS SLEAZBALL - 48
14. BUCKIE BITCHES - 35

5TH FEBRUARY

1. THE FOUR O US - 54
2. THREE NON BLONDES - 51
3. CUL DE SAC - 50
4. IT WAS US...THE MONGEESE - 49
5. LUCKY TATTIES - 48
6. NORTHERN LIGHTS - 47
7. ABOMINABLE SNOW MONKEYS - 46
8. KROOZ - 45
9. JSOZ RAE! - 44
10. INTER YER MA AGAIN! - 43
10. DOS CERVEZAS SNOWED IN - 43

29TH JANUARY

1. HAIRY MONKEYS - 58
2. MY IMAGINERY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE PROBLEMS - 58
3. IT WAS US...THE MONGEESE - 57
4. KROOZ - 56
5. CUL DE SAC - 54
6. LEG PIANO - 53
7. THREE NON BLONDES - 52
7. ANGRY BADGERS - 52
9. IT'S GOT A RING TO IT - 51
9. NEIL MAIR'S WOOFTERS - 51
11. LUCKY TATTIES - 50
11. HILLS DEVILS - 50
11. DOS CERVEZAS IN GABON - 50
14. THICK AS SHIT - 48
15. THREE AMIGOS - 47
16. E FOR IDIOT - 45

22ND JANUARY

1. HARVESTER HEROS - 57
2. TWO NON BLONDES - 56
3. NORTHERN LIGHTS - 55
4. LUCKY TATTIES - 54
5. DUDE WHERE'S MY LAGER - 53
6. KROOZ - 52
6. GO TEAM!!! - 52
8. HAPPY MONKEYS - 49
8. ALCOHOL IMPROVES MINDS - 49
8. OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE ALI EDWARDS IS IN MY TEAM - 49
11. DISCO BISCUITS - 48
12. IT WAS US THE MONGEESE - 46
13. SMERKO - 45
14. K+W TEAM - 44
15. WE LOVE THE IRISH - 14

15TH JANUARY

1. KROOZ - 50
2. IT WAS US...THE MONGEESE - 49
3. DUMBOLIOS - 48
4. CUL DE SAC - 47
4. NORTHERN LIGHTS - 47
4. LUCKY TATTIES - 47
4. BARNEY U ****.COM - 47
8. CHINKALICIOUS - 46
9. LUCKY 7 - 45
9. TRES CERVEZA POR FAVOR - 45
9. THE 4 O' US - 45
12. TWO MONKEYS & A NON-BLONDE - 44
12. WHISPERING EYE - 44
14. QUIZMASTERS - 42
15. **** ME HARD! - 40

8TH JANUARY

1. DUDE WHERE'S MY LAGER - 53
2. IT WAS US...THE MONGEESE - 52
3. SMERKO - 51
4. THE MOONIES - 50
5. MY IMAGINERY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE PROBLEMS - 48
5. BRIAN DOES BAHRAIN - 48
5. DOOS CERVEZA POR FAVOR - 48
5. IT WISNA ME I WISNA THERE - 48
9. KROOZ - 47
9. FOUR NON BLONDE MONKEYS - 47
9. THE FOUR O US - 47
12. NORTHERN LIGHTS - 45
12. INTER YER MA - 45
14. CUL DE SAC - 43
15. 2 WOMEN & THEIR 4 LUMPS - 42
15. SPUDS MA IS HELGA OGDEN - 42

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125 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Here are a sample of 125 questions recently asked at QUIZMASTERS quiz nights...

  1. How many prongs are there on a dinner fork?
  2. What is the main food of an oyster catcher?
  3. Which Spanish artist said that he would eat his wife when she died?
  4. Who was the captain of The Black Pig?
  5. The ancient Chinese ball game cuju is believed to be the forerunner of which sport?
  6. What was recently advertised as the slag of all snacks?
  7. Anatomically shaped, odour-free easy-ons are a new brand of what?
  8. What term describes a state of exaggerated, foolish love?
  9. Which playing card king is called The Suicide King?
  10. What do we call the symbols used in e-mail and online conversations to convey tone and mood along with the words?
  11. What does a monophobe fear?
  12. What kind of tool is a Glasgow Screwdriver?
  13. Where does latex come from?
  14. Complete the proverb: All work and no play...?
  15. What is the most consumed food containing vanilla?
  16. On which day of the week do most suicides occur?
  17. In a penis enlargement operation, what is injected into the penis to make it bigger?
  18. What type of bird is a shag?
  19. If getting it up is a bit iffy what drug will give you a stiffy in a jiffy?
  20. Why couldn't Winston Churchill kick Hitler in the bollocks?
  21. A CD disc is made up of bumps and flats representing 1's and 0's. Which are which?
  22. What is the main emission of a car engine?
  23. What do we call the hole on an acoustic guitar?
  24. What are Winnie the Pooh's first words when he wakes up for breakfast?
  25. Many people keep their lottery tickets in a dictionary under which letter?
  26. In which UK city did Adolf Hitler live for a year?
  27. Envelope, burner and basket are the three essential parts of what form of transport?
  28. In the film Summer Holiday Cliff and his mates drive a bus from Hertfordshire to which European country?
  29. What is the name of the MGM lion?
  30. True or false: the top speed recorded by a stairlift going down is 70 m.p.h.?
  31. What is the main reason for throwing a sickie?
  32. Who was the Muppet with the extra-long nose?
  33. Who started dating R&B star Aaliyah when she was 12 and married her when she was under-age?
  34. Which motor vehicle was unveiled in Rome in 1946 with a name that in Italian means "wasp"?
  35. What is the most common international crime?
  36. Which are the two one-eyed jacks?
  37. How many points of the compass are there?
  38. Which sense does a dying person tend to lose first?
  39. What type of steel is an alloy of iron with some added chromium and a small amount of nickel?
  40. Which TV programme is known by the initials BBLB?
  41. At what time of day are shops allowed to start selling alcohol on Sunday?
  42. Of the five space shuttles built, how many were destroyed and what were their names?
  43. Which Japanese electronics firm is named after a word meaning "sound"?
  44. Are Dolly Parton's boobs insured for £400,000 each, or is that amount for the pair?
  45. Which are the two hottest months at the equator?
  46. What's the difference between the eyes of flesh-eating animals and those of plant-eating animals?
  47. For the ladies, what spot is supposedly situated just a little way back from your G-spot?
  48. Who was the model for Tinkerbell in Peter Pan ?
  49. What are the three top things that women keep hidden in their home?
  50. What is the first letter of the Russian alphabet?
  51. In the Bible, who gave Eve her name?
  52. What's the name of the local pub in Brookside ?
  53. What weed is a common cure for nettle stings?
  54. What are the two most common surnames in America?
  55. Who makes Alpen and Readybrek ?
  56. Which gangs are named after the ghettos of Kingston, Jamaica?
  57. What smoking implement was Stalin always seen clutchung in public?
  58. According to safe drinking guidelines, a man should not exceed how many units of alcohol per week?
  59. What animal can be broken into a thousand pieces and still live?
  60. Who took over from Mulder in the X-Files?
  61. In the entertainment world, which famous logo is based on the Matterhorn mountain peak?
  62. What do adoring Japanese fans call David Beckham?
  63. What's the telephone number for the speaking clock?
  64. Which soft-drink uses the slogan: 'Obey Your Thirst'?
  65. What's the name of the local pub in Cheers ?
  66. Which airline was launched in June 1984?
  67. In which year did the Aberdeen express train make headlines and why?
  68. True or false: men are better at steering supermarket trolleys than women?
  69. Which Irish brand of lager was the first to be mass-produced?
  70. Why do women find men's sweaty armpits such a turn-on?
  71. As heard on film and TV, what do the initials BS stand for?
  72. What do we call a horse that has seven generations of ancestors in the stud-book?
  73. What's the name of the local pub in Hollyoaks ?
  74. According to safe drinking guidelines, a woman should not exceed how many units of alcohol per week?
  75. What kind of lubricants destroy latex condoms?
  76. Which snack-food uses the slogan: 'Once You Pop, You Can't Stop'?
  77. Which hot drink uses the slogan: 'Good To The Last Drop'?
  78. Name three types of cars that don't pay road tax?
  79. Which is the month for making hay?
  80. How did Casanova prevent himself from catching sexually transmitted infections?
  81. The song Blue Moon is an anthem of which English football club?
  82. What game is played with six packs of cards dealt from a shoe?
  83. Which 70's group recently took the boy band Blue to court?
  84. What's the name of the supercomputer system set to replace the internet?
  85. Which small country has been ruled by the Grimaldi family for over 700 years?
  86. Which two colours 'advance' a picture towards the viewer?
  87. What's the abbreviation for the methicillin-resistant superbug that kills 1000's of hospital patients each year?
  88. Which country is top of the league worldwide for UFO sightings?
  89. Which letter of the alphabet can have the same sound as the zz sound in the letter Z?
  90. Which singer has been voted Canada's sexiest woman?
  91. In which country did the words 'plonk' for wine and 'plonker' originate?
  92. In medicine, what substance is always present in a tincture?
  93. What is the most popular colour of wedding dress worldwide?
  94. The fans of which football club sing the chant 'Boing Boing Baggies Boing Boing'?
  95. Which gangster-flick has been criticized for use of the f-word 212 times?
  96. The poker hand a pair of aces with a pair of eights is known by what name?
  97. Which late soul singer was Michael Jackson's godfather?
  98. What does the texting favourite IYKWIMAITYD stand for?
  99. Does the laser in a CD player point down or up?
  100. Does Central America belong to North or South America?
  101. What number does a black stripe on a bar code represent?
  102. What are proteins made from?
  103. Who were Adam And Eve's three kids?
  104. Who was the more famous sister of Anastasia and Drizella?
  105. If oxygen is O2, what is O3?
  106. What makes black peppercorns black?
  107. Which Aberdeenshire castle was the model for Walt Disney's fairy castles?
  108. Built from Aberdeen granite, what's the second largest granite building in the world?
  109. Which bridge is the largest single span granite bridge in the world?
  110. What do women call the wrinkles around their eyes?
  111. What's the French word for bum?
  112. If you spend a dime how many cents change will you get from a quarter?
  113. What's the meaning of the Latin prefixes Deci and Deca?
  114. Which animal group are the most successful decapods?
  115. Who is the main Islamic prophet before Muhammed?
  116. What is the last month of winter in the Southern hemisphere?
  117. In which war were women first used as fighter pilots?
  118. Was the term "birth control" invented by a man or a woman?
  119. If there are two full moons in one month, what do we call the second?
  120. What is the framework of the Statue of Liberty made from?
  121. What does the circle on the Celtic Cross represent?
  122. What colours are the circles in the Mastercard logo?
  123. How tall is the world's tallest woman to the nearest foot?
  124. What colour of uniform do Virgin Atlantic air hostesses wear?
  125. Which car insurance website is promoted by Aleksandr the Meerkat?

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PLUS MORE QUIZMASTER RESOURCES!!

QUIZ ANSWERS

  1. FOUR
  2. MUSSELS
  3. DALI
  4. CAPTAIN PUGWASH
  5. FOOTBALL
  6. POT NOODLE
  7. CONDOMS (DUREX)
  8. INFATUATION
  9. KING OF HEARTS
  10. EMOTICONS
  11. BEING ALONE
  12. HAMMER
  13. TREES
  14. ... MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.
  15. CHOCOLATE
  16. MONDAY
  17. FAT
  18. CORMORANT
  19. VIAGRA
  20. HITLER ONLY HAD ONE BOLLOCK!
  21. FLATS = 1 , BUMPS = 0
  22. NITROGEN GAS (N2)
  23. SOUNDHOLE
  24. "WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?"
  25. M (FOR MILLIONAIRE)
  26. LIVERPOOL
  27. HOT-AIR BALLOON
  28. GREECE (ATHENS)
  29. LEO!
  30. FALSE (IT'S APPROX. 30 M.P.H)
  31. HANGOVER
  32. GONZO
  33. R KELLY
  34. VESPA SCOOTER
  35. DRUG SMUGGLING
  36. SPADES AND HEARTS
  37. 32
  38. SIGHT
  39. STAINLESS STEEL
  40. BIG BROTHER's LITTLE BROTHER
  41. 12.30 P.M.
  42. TWO (CHALLENGER AND COLUMBIA)
  43. SONY
  44. THE PAIR!
  45. MARCH AND SEPTEMBER
  46. CARNIVORES HAVE EYES IN FRONT, HERBIVORES AT THE SIDE
  47. A-SPOT
  48. MARILYN MONROE
  49. DIARY, VIBRATORS (SEX TOYS) AND LETTERS/PHOTOS OF EX-BOYFRIENDS (source: Daily Mirror 2/6/03)
  50. A
  51. ADAM
  52. BAR BROOKIE
  53. DOCKEN OR DOCK
  54. SMITH AND JOHNSON
  55. WEETABIX
  56. YARDIES
  57. PIPE
  58. 28
  59. RED SPONGE
  60. JOHN DOGGETT
  61. PARAMOUNT PICTURES
  62. BECKAMU
  63. 123
  64. SPRITE
  65. CHEERS BAR
  66. VIRGIN
  67. 1963/ THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY
  68. TRUE (source: Daily Express 9/5/03)
  69. HARP
  70. THE SCENT CONTAINS PHEROMONES THAT HELP THEM RELAX AND SHIFTS THEIR MENSTRUAL CYCLES, APPARENTLY MAKING THEM MORE FERTILE
  71. BULLSHIT!
  72. THOROUGHBRED
  73. THE DOG IN THE POND
  74. 21
  75. OIL-BASED (eg. baby oil, lotion, Vaseline)
  76. PRINGLES
  77. MAXWELL HOUSE
  78. CLASSIC CARS, CABLE CARS AND BUMPER CARS!
  79. JUNE
  80. HE WORE CONDOMS (made from animal guts tied in place with a pink ribbon!)
  81. MANCHESTER CITY
  82. BLACKJACK
  83. BLUE!
  84. THE GRID
  85. MONACO
  86. REDS AND ORANGES
  87. MRSA
  88. SCOTLAND (over 300 sightings a year)
  89. X (xerox, xenophobia etc.)
  90. SHANIA TWAIN
  91. AUSTRALIA
  92. ALCOHOL
  93. RED (China, Asia etc.)
  94. WEST BROMICH ALBION
  95. GOODFELLAS
  96. DEAD MAN'S HAND
  97. BARRY WHITE
  98. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO
  99. UP
  100. NORTH
  101. ONE (white is zero)
  102. AMINO ACIDS
  103. CAIN, ABEL, AND SETH
  104. CINDERELLA
  105. OZONE
  106. A FUNGUS (Glomerella cingulata)
  107. CRAIGIEVAR CASTLE
  108. MARISCHAL COLLEGE
  109. UNION BRIDGE, ABERDEEN
  110. CROW'S FEET
  111. DERRIERE
  112. 15
  113. ONE TENTH / TEN TIMES
  114. CRUSTACEANS
  115. JESUS
  116. AUGUST
  117. WWII (Russia)
  118. WOMAN (Margaret Sanger in 1914)
  119. BLUE MOON
  120. COPPER
  121. THE SUN (St.Patrick superimposed the pagan icon onto the Christian cross)
  122. RED AND YELLOW
  123. 8FT (7ft 9in)
  124. RED
  125. COMPARE THE MARKET.COM



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