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Recent Buckie Farm Quiz Results

Thursday 29 December...

1. XPA-PLUS 50
2. SPUD'S MA MK II 50
3. depletedmembers.com 46
4. GARY GLITTER YOU'R STILL UP THE S*ITTER 45
5. LUCKY TATTIES 44
6. ELKY'S 43
7. IT'S TAKING PART THAT COUNTS 43
8. HALFWITS 43
9. BODYPUMPERS 42
10. SPUD'S MA 41
11. SMERKO HAS BRUSSEL SPROUTS FOR BALLS 40

A lucky finale for sporadic punters XPA Team who beat a Spud's Ma splinter group in a close tie-break. Newcomers depletedmembers.com tried to oust the leaders in the final rounds but just weren't up to it! Still they got two carvery vouchers and £3 off drinks for their troubles.

Thursday 22 December...

1. BRING BACK THE DRINKS VOUCHERS 48
2. SPUD'S XMAS 47
3. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 47
4. LOOKING FORWARD TO 3 DAYS OFF 46
5. PAT SHARP'S BARMY ARMY 43
6. TWITS 43
7. LUCKY TATTIES 41
8. BIRNIE'S SHEP 40
9. NANA MOON R.I.P 39
10. YOU LOVE ME 39
11. BEE'S TIGHT TROUSERS 38
12. DAVID EARNS HIS BROWN WINGS FROM ELTON 36
13. WE HAVE NONE 35

As a festive treat this quiz was devoted to the specialised subject of DRINKING, so it's fitting that our resident alkies were our Xmas champions! That's only their fourth win in four years!! The Spud's outnumbered Universally Challenged two-to-one taking a tie-break for second, with newcomers taking fourth and fifth and regulars Lucky Tatties finishing a poor seventh. I forgot to bring my bag of bonus Xmas goodies so you'll get them in the New Year.

Thursday 15 December...

1. MAD MAN MOE'S MAD MAN MOB... 48
2. DUNDERHEIDS 46
3. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 45 (won tie-break)
4. 2 STARS 45
5. LUCKY TATTIES 43
6. TOP GUN 42
7. SILLY SODS 40
8. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 39
9. HALFWITS 38
10. JIZZ IS HERE 36
11. IT'S TIME FOR SANTA TO EMPTY HIS SACKS... 36
12. BRING BACK THE BEER VOUCHERS 35
13. SANTA'S CHILDREN 34
14. TRIPOD BARBIES 32
15. BEN IN THE BOX 31

The Dunderheids were leading all the way tonight but in the final round MMMMMM's entertainment knowledge proved too much for them! A terrible performance from Spud's, and worrying times for regular champions Universally Challenged as they slip from Ist to 2nd and now 3rd in three consecutive weeks!

Thursday 8 December...

1. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 52
2. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 52
3. SMERKO IS GARY GLITTER IN DISGUISE 50
4. LUCKY TATTIES 49
5. PAT & VINA 47
6. HALFWITS 46
7. FREE THE PAEDOS 46
8. GOOGLE IS OUR 4TH PLAYER! 45
9. GUTTED I MISSED NEIL LENNON WITH MY SHARPENED 50P 42
10. MY LITTLE BROTHER IS GAY 42
11. JACKIE DAN 41

A great effort from mature ladies team Pat & Vina, highest scorers in tonight's specialist round on Cleaning & Hygeine! Google's poor finish shows that fiddling around with WAP phones for answers isn't the way forward; indeed, Spud's Ma (who have given up Googling en-masse) somehow managed to stave off Universally Challenged in a climactic tie-break for that coveted first position!

Thursday 1 December ...

1. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 50
2. PINDER 49
3. WHO CARES ABOUT CAMPHILL BUILD THE BYPASS 49
4. DUNDERHEIDS 48
5. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 48
6. WARSAW OR BUST 48
7. NORFOLK IN CHANCE 47
8. LUCKY TATTIES 43
9. SMERKO LOVES THE C**K 42
10. KEV TAKES IT UP THE A**E 42
11. GOOGLE IS OUR 4TH PLAYER! 40
12. BRING BACK THE DRINKS VOUCHERS 40
13. TRUFFLES 39

Interesting result tonight with our favourites taking the lead for a second week in a row but two apparent newcomers fighting a tie-break for second and third. Looks like several of our lower-ranked regulars are fooling around with different names using expletives and questionable subject matter! We may have to introduce stringent censorship if this becomes a trend!

Thursday 24 November...

1. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 48
2. YOUR ONLY G*Y IF YOU RECEIVE 41
3. BRING BACK THE DRINKS VOUCHERS 41
4. BRANDON BLOCK @ TIGER-TIGER 2MORO... 37
5. SHIPOMBEES 34
6. CUL DE SAC 33
7. LUCKY TATTIES 29
8. PINK LADIES 29
9. SPUD'S MOTHER 28

Extreme weather didn't prevent our hardened regulars from competing in tonight's skirmish, but it was our (historically) top performing Universally Challenged who appeared out of hibernation and finished them off with an almost unprecedented 7-point lead (see 10 Nov). In a surprise result 'Bring Back The Drinks Vouchers' looked like making an easy second but faltered in the last round and then lost the tie-break. Our 2003 league champions the Shipombees made a rare appearance but showed none of their former glory.

Thursday 17 November...

1. HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL? 53
2. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 52
3. SPORTS! 51
4. CUL DE SAC 48
5. LUCKY TATTIES 46
6. RECESS 45
7. BRING BACK THE DRINKS VOUCHERS 44
8. ANDY & THE GAYS 43
9. PINK LADIES 43

Thursday 10 November...

1. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 58
2. FIVE BRUNETTES 50
3. BRING BACK THE DRINKS VOUCHERS 49
4. LIMP DICK LAMA (ORANGE POLO SHIRT) 48
5. SMERKO 47
6. LUCKY TATTIES 45
7. GRASS IS ON THE PITCH NOT FOR GRAEME RIX 43
8. CHILLUM 43
9. DIGSY'S DAD'S THE MILKMAN 43
10. JEFF BURNS' 5TH DIMENSION 43
11. BEE & ROGIE! 42
12. CUPID STUNTS 29
13. KRISTINA FINISHES AT 9.30 28

Thursday 3 November...

1. LUCKY TATTIES 49
2. BRING BACK THE DRINKS VOUCHERS 44
3. DUNDERHEIDS 43
4. AVERAGE JOES 42
5. WHO GIVES A S*IT! 42
6. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 41
7. CUL DE SAC 40
8. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 40
9. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SEE'S A CHOCOLATE BAR 40
10. BEING BLONDE 38
11. SMERKO 33
12. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARRY - FAGGOT! 26
13. BEATIN' A PHOTO FINISH 20 (two rounds only)

Thursday 27 October...

1. CUL DE SAC 49
2. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 43
3. SHIPOMBEES 42
4. SMERKO 40
5. URBANOLOGY 40
6. I WANNA STROKE ROY'S BEAD 38
7. TANAR BOYS & GROUPEE 38
8. LUCKY TATTIES 37
9. MURRAY MOUNTS HENMAN'S HILL 35

Thursday 20 October...

1. SHIPOMBEES 56
2. BRING BACK THE DRINKS VOUCHERS 55
3. WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED 54
4. LUCKY TATTIES 51
5. BILL BUCHAN'S SKITTERED BREEKS 48
6. MAKUNIS FOREVER! 48
7. NAEVAL & GOOD 48
8. SMERKO 44
9. WINE & VODKA PLEASE 41
10. TARTS WITH HEARTS 23 (two rounds only)

Thursday 13 October...

1. DUNDERHEIDS 41
2. REJECTS 40 (tie-break winner)
3. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 40
4. LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS DON'T WORK 38
5. BRING BACK THE DRINKS VOUCHERS 37
6. HALFWITS 35
7. WINE DRINKERS 34
8. THE O.C. 33
9. BAR STAFF 21 (two rounds only)

NOTE: NO RESULTS FROM 8 SEP TO 6 OCT DUE TO BUCKIE FARM REFURBISHMENT.

Thursday 1 September...

1. LUCKY TATTIES 76
2. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 73
3. DORA! 70
4. HALFWITS 69
5. GOOGLE RATS 69
6. CUL DE SAC 68
7. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 68
8. CARDIGANS ARE COOL! 68
9. MRS AVITS BABY PHYSICISTS 62
10. SLAPPERS 61
11. HEINZ MEANZ BEANZ 59
12. MIKE HUNT 47
13. CON MEN 37 (two rounds only)

Scores here are approx. 33% higher than usual due to a double points round.

Thursday 25 August...

1. CUL DE SAC 49
2. BRATISLAVA FOR THE GLASGOW DOUBLE 48
3. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 48
4. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 48
5. SLAPPERS 44
6. I AM STEVE PATERSON 44
7. LUCKY TATTIES 43
8. IT WAS US... THE MONGEESE 43

A rare 3-way tie-break for the runners up tonight.

Thursday 18 August...

1. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 58
2. WHAT SHORES? 54
3. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 53
4. STEPHEN HAWKING'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN 52
5. CUL DE SAC 50
6. BAZ & CO 48
7. NO NAMERS 48
8. GET IT UP YE!! 47
9. WARSAW CAPITALISTS 47
10. DUNDERHEIDS 46
11. BUSY BEES 46
12. GEMIMA & THE NITWITS 46
13. SALAD FINGERS! 45
14. IT WAS US... THE MONGEESE 43
15. SCOT & ANDY 41

Thursday 11 August...

1. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 57
2. SLAPPERS 54
3. CUL DE SAC 53
4. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 48
5. HALFWITS 45
6. SPUD'S MA IS A SLUT 44
7. JOSSIE'S GIANTS 43

A poor turnout tonight as some of our regulars thought the Buckie Farm was closed for refurbishment. Latest estimate: the closure date has been put forward to 22 Aug and the work will take approx. three weeks.

Thursday 4 August...

1. DUNDERHEIDS 55
2. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 54
3. SLAPPERS 53
4. WORMS 52
5. AGING ANTI-NATALS 49
6. PEN & INKS 47
7. TITS 46
8. CUL DE SAC 45
9. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 44
10. JOSSIE'S GIANTS 43
11. HALFWITS 43
12. NATALIE & THE KNOBS 40
13. MASHED TATTIES 39

Thursday 28 July...

1. SLAPPERS 62
2. CAL GOT BATTLED LAST NIGHT 61
3. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 59
4. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 55
5. CUL DE SAC 53
6. POMMES DE TERRES 52
7. STRING HAND 48
8. JOSSIE'S GIANTS 46
9. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 45
10. WATZ & CO 36

Thursday 21 July...

1. SHIPOMBEES 65
2. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 62
3. STELLA UTD 56
4. DUNDERHEIDS 53
5. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 52
6. THIS QUIZ TEAM 52
7. JOSSIE'S GIANTS 50
8. IT WAS US... THE MONGEESE 46
9. LUCKY TATTIES 44
10. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 44
11. TOBY TOBY 44

Thursday 14 July...

1. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 64
2. IT WAS US... THE MONGEESE 58
3. SLAPPERS 57
4. UNUSUAL SUSPECTS 56
5. DUNDERHEIDS 55
6. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 55
7. FOUR BELLES IN THE CORNER 55
8. TOBY PLEBS 55
9. JOSSIE'S GIANTS 51
10. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 50
11. LUCKY TATTIES 49

Thursday 7 July...

1. MILNE 45 (won three-way tie-break)
2. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 45
3. SLAPPERS 45
4. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 43
5. STILTSKIN 43
6. CUL DE SAC 41
7. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 40
8. RED TEAM 39
9. DUNDERHEIDS 38
10. JACKS 36
11. LUCKY TATTIES 34

Thursday 30 June...

1. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 56
2. CUL DE SAC 51 (won four-way tie-break)
3. DUNDERHEIDS 51
4. SLAPPERS 51
5. LUCKY TATTIES 51
6. CROCODILE SHOES 46
7. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 45
8. RAINBOWS & BUTTERFLIES 44
9. MAD MAN MOE'S MAD MOB WENT TO MOW A MEADOW 42
10. FIRST TIME VIRGINS (Anne, Haley, Karen) 42
11. COW OR SOMETHING 41
12. 3 MEN & A BABY 41

Thursday 23 June...

1. LUCKY TATTIES 52
2. MAD MAN MOE'S MAD MOB WENT TO MOW A MEADOW 51.5
3. CROCODILE SHOES 49.5
4. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 47.5
5. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 47.5
6. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 46.5
7. WWW.GOOGLE.COM 46
8. IFFITS 45.5
9. SLAPPERS 44.5
10. COME ON TIM! 41
11. POPULAR FAVOURITES 40

Thursday 16 June...

1. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 58
2. BUCK TOOTH MINKS 56 (won tie for second)
3. NEVERLAND SLEEPOVER SURVIVOR'S CLUB 56
4. CUL DE SAC 55
5. JOHNNY FORESKIN & THE PULLBACKS 54
6. DENVER DUNDERHEIDS 52
7. PADLOCKED KNICKERS 52
8. BEE STING 52
9. SLAPPERS 49
10. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 49
11. LUCKY TATTIES 48
12. TATTIE HOWLERS 48
13. CCB 46
14. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 45

Thursday 9 June...

1. DENVER DUNDERHEIDS 53
2. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 52
3. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 50
4. CUL-DE-SAC 49
5. WILLIS HAS EMPTIED HIS SACK 48
6. THE QUIZMASTER LOOKS LIKE STEVE PATERSON! 48
7. GUYS AT TABLE 47
8. SLAPPERS 46
9. LUCKY TATTIES 46
10. TATTIE HOUKERS 45
11. BAR FOOD + CRISPS + PINT OF TENNENTS + NUTS 44

Thursday 2 June...

1. LUCKY TATTIES 59 (won tie-break)
2. UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED 59
3. SLAPPERS 56
4. CUL DE SAC 55
5. £1.10 FOR A BLACKCURRANT AND WATER 52
6. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 48
7. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 47
8. FLUFFY HOOPS 42
9. TOD ON HIS OWN 41
10. BAR FOOD, A PINT OF TENNANTS + A PACKET OF CRISPS 40

Thursday 26 May...

1. LUCKY TATTIES 53
2. BAR FOOD & A PINT OF TENNANTS 52 (won tie-break)
3. CUL DE SAC 52
4. RIDGEWAY RAVERS 50
5. SPUD'S MA IS HELGA OGDEN 50
6. RYAN & HEE HA 47
7. CUNNING STUNTS 45
8. BILL 44
9. HARTSON IS A JEFF 43
10. EMMA'S LOT 42

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6. What was recently advertised as the slag of all snacks?
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8. What term describes a state of exaggerated, foolish love?
9. Which playing card king is called The Suicide King?
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11. What does a monophobe fear?
12. What kind of tool is a Glasgow Screwdriver?
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14. Complete the proverb: All work and no play...?
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16. On which day of the week do most suicides occur?
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18. What type of bird is a shag?
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20. Why couldn't Winston Churchill kick Hitler in the bollocks?
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22. What is the main emission of a car engine?
23. What do we call the hole on an acoustic guitar?
24. What are Winnie the Pooh's first words when he wakes up for breakfast?
25. Many people keep their lottery tickets in a dictionary under which letter?
26. In which UK city did Adolf Hitler live for a year?
27. Envelope, burner and basket are the three essential parts of what form of transport?
28. In the film Summer Holiday Cliff and his mates drive a bus from Hertfordshire to which European country?
29. What is the name of the MGM lion?
30. True or false: the top speed recorded by a stairlift going down is 70 m.p.h.?
31. What is the main reason for throwing a sickie?
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34. Which motor vehicle was unveiled in Rome in 1946 with a name that in Italian means "wasp"?
35. What is the most common international crime?
36. Which are the two one-eyed jacks?
37. How many points of the compass are there?
38. Which sense does a dying person tend to lose first?
39. What type of steel is an alloy of iron with some added chromium and a small amount of nickel?
40. Which TV programme is known by the initials BBLB?
41. At what time of day are shops allowed to start selling alcohol on Sunday?
42. Of the five space shuttles built, how many were destroyed and what were their names?
43. Which Japanese electronics firm is named after a word meaning "sound"?
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